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Yesterday, my human and [livejournal.com profile] arthwollipot took me to The Place Where Dogs Run Free.  There were many dogs, and most of them were very much bigger than me.  Some dogs tried to gang up on me.  I think they wanted to play, but I am a Sensible dog who will only rarely play with a single dog who is bigger than me (such as [profile] jetta_the_dog ), and never with more than one dog who is bigger than me, so I did not want to be played with.

An advantage of being me is that I am small and it is easy to get me out of trouble by picking me up and walking away with me.  Larger dogs do not have this advantage, but larger dogs may have less need to be rescued.

I like The Place Where Dogs Run Free.  It has many new smells and humans who recognise my superiority in terms of looks and temperament.  I got lots of attention.

In other news, I have finally gained back the weight I lost when I was in captivity.  I now look like this again:



My human suspects that if I eat too much I may start to look like this:



That is not a dachshund, it is a bearded seal.  I do not think that eating too much will turn me into a bearded seal, but I do see a slight resemblance in the face, so I can see how my human would make this mistake.

Anyway, I had better sign off.  My human has just realised that I have been playing with her crochet again, and now there is yarn all over the floor for her to contend with.  Sometimes I am a cause of exasperation.

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Being a dog has its disadvantages. For instance, I have neither prehensile fingers nor opposeable thumbs. Because of this, this journal is ghost written by a human. She is my human, you can not have her.

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