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In which I describe human behaviour.
Sep. 25th, 2009 12:23 pm My human has been behaving strangely. I think there must be something in the water she is drinking. I have drunk some of it and it is hot and does not taste like water and makes me go zooooooooooom. I do not like the water that the human drinks, and I do not think that she should drink it because it makes her act very oddly indeed.
Allow me to describe the behaviour. My human gets up from the couch, gathers the things a human leaves the house with, goes to the door, and then turns around, puts her things down, and sits back down. And then she does it again, and again, and again, while I watch in utter confusion. I think that my human has developed something like an obsessive compulsive disorder, or perhaps she is afraid of the Outside and thus is agoraphobic. She tells me that it is because I have a Panic Disorder in which I Panic because the humans have left me alone. This does not strike me as particularly likely - it is completely rational for me to panic when I don't know if my humans are coming back. The human tells me that my panic is Destructive, and that I might hurt myself, but the only way in which I think I am likely to be hurt is if the humans do not come back and feed me. The foods are all on very high shelves and thus are not what my human refers to as Fair Game for me.
Speaking of games, my human has come up with a new one. This game involves diced ham, which is the greatest thing in the WORLD. I do not really understand the game, because all it seems to involve is her throwing diced ham into the Awful Box, which I then go in and get. I do understand that if I stay inside the Awful Box, rather than coming out again, I get more diced ham, and quicker. I also know that if a human tries to close the door to the Awful Box, I will go Berzerk. I think that my human knows this, and this is why she will not close the door to the Awful Box while I am in it.
On the whole, it can be said that I approve of games that involve diced ham, even if they involve such things as the Awful Box.
Allow me to describe the behaviour. My human gets up from the couch, gathers the things a human leaves the house with, goes to the door, and then turns around, puts her things down, and sits back down. And then she does it again, and again, and again, while I watch in utter confusion. I think that my human has developed something like an obsessive compulsive disorder, or perhaps she is afraid of the Outside and thus is agoraphobic. She tells me that it is because I have a Panic Disorder in which I Panic because the humans have left me alone. This does not strike me as particularly likely - it is completely rational for me to panic when I don't know if my humans are coming back. The human tells me that my panic is Destructive, and that I might hurt myself, but the only way in which I think I am likely to be hurt is if the humans do not come back and feed me. The foods are all on very high shelves and thus are not what my human refers to as Fair Game for me.
Speaking of games, my human has come up with a new one. This game involves diced ham, which is the greatest thing in the WORLD. I do not really understand the game, because all it seems to involve is her throwing diced ham into the Awful Box, which I then go in and get. I do understand that if I stay inside the Awful Box, rather than coming out again, I get more diced ham, and quicker. I also know that if a human tries to close the door to the Awful Box, I will go Berzerk. I think that my human knows this, and this is why she will not close the door to the Awful Box while I am in it.
On the whole, it can be said that I approve of games that involve diced ham, even if they involve such things as the Awful Box.